I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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