I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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