did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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