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Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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