"it" just moved
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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