he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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