I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We're too hungover to prance.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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