At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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