Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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