The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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