and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
nutella sex= disaster
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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