problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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