Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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