you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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