Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
