so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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