she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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