What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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