They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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