tell your sister to shave her snatch
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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