out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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