NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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