What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
His nipple licking is glorious
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