bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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