Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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