Im at strip club and am horny
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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