I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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