I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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