Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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