Kiss
Puke
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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