As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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