i barfeds in our rink
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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