I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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