found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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