It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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