S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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