do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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