I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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