Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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