I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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