If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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