I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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