What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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