Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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