what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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