why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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