You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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