brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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