it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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