I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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